COMPANY
SMALL SCREENS. VERY BAD DECISIONS.
Good friends.
Terrible answers.
Turn your group chat energy into game night.
Bring your phone. Leave your dignity.
Welcome to Very Bad Company! Pick a game and I, SoiBoi, will tell you everything you need to know. And probably a few things you don’t. Hurry up! Time’s a wastin’!
PICK YOUR BAD INFLUENCE
What kind of funny are you?
Harry Turdle
Five letters.
One enormous consequence.
Six guesses between you and Harry Turdle with a full stomach.
Solve it. Or wear it.Play solo or race your friends to the same word. Unlimited games. Spectacularly immature endings.
Cheap Shots
Two answers.
One bruised ego.
The worst thing a talking toilet could say.
“We meet again, Stanley.”Write two punchlines. Go head-to-head. Let your friends decide who needs better friends.
You Would, Wouldn’t You?
You know them.
Allegedly.
Your new laugh sounds like which one?
1) A hissing snake.2) A woman gasping for air.
Pick your own ridiculous preference. Then guess theirs. No joke writing required.
Worst Possible Answer
Bad ideas.
Excellent company.
An embarrassing noise in a silent elevator. What do you say?
“Please hold your applause till the doors are fully open.”Everybody gets one prompt. Everybody makes it worse. Vote for the best terrible answer.
Slang Bang
Wrong meanings.
Right kind of chaos.
Gen X: What does “gnarly” definitely NOT mean?
“The noise a printer makes when it eats your résumé.”Make up bad definitions for three terms from a generation. Vote for the best lies.
Absolutely Qualified
No experience.
Enormous confidence.
Now hiring: Birthday Party Apology Officer.
“The clown ate the cake. On the bright side, he’s now the piñata.”Pick absurd qualifications. Pitch yourself for an awful job. Someone has to hire you.
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